Category: Joke Board
* I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the
past.
* I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
* A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it
again.
* Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately,
my homework drowned.
* Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from
freezing.
* I'm not at liberty to say why.
* I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.
* It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a
bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.
* I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.
* I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
* My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
* My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is
finalized.
* It's against my religion to do any homework.
* I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and
they incinerated my homework with their death rays.
* I felt it wasn't challenging enough.
* My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry,
they have been suitably punished.
* We had homework?!
* I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."
* I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
* I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working
teachers.
amusing
lol, i'll hafta try some of those!
I like these, thanks.
I wonder how many of these will work in college, lol